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Kristina Wong
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Bai Bai Show!

Bai Ling, fashion misfit and famous actress (but don't ask me to name what movies she's been in because I can only think of a few... "Wild Wild West" and... "Beautiful Country" and hmmm....) came to my show on Friday! She said to me after the show, "You're crazy! You should end the show nude!" I asked her, "Can I call you 'Bai Ling'?" and she was like, "Call me 'Bai anything'!"

Wow, it's ...Read more

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I spent $215 to make my teeth all pretty for you this weekend.

Just wanna let folks know I went to see the dentist. Not the free dentist but a good guy named Dr. Sakakura that came recommended by my friend Aika. And now my tooth is all fancy and fixed and no more food gets stuck back there.

Here is my photo album of my dentist visit.

The show closes this ...Read more

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toothless whore

Here's the review!

“Wong Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. Solo artist Kristina Wong unveils a string of imaginative surprises as she supposedly examines the high rates of depression and suicide among Asian American women. She darts around this grim subject with the kind of meta-theatrical wit that creates one of the funniest shows in town and engenders a level of audience participation that’s enthusiastic without becoming embarrassing. Then she ends with a sobe...Read more

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nerves.

Tonight is only the tech run thru and I'm already pacing around the house.... Nervous. Nervous.....

Are you coming?

http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/39641

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The Self Fulfilling Prophecy

Today is my father's birthday. I called to wish him a Happy Birthday" and he asked: "Have you seen 'America's Got Talent?' so entertaining."

My mother picked up the phone and said, "I read your bob Kristina" (for some reason, my American born mother pronounces "blog"-- "bob") and then she began to scold me for my entry below. "You are creating a self fulfulling prophecy... If you keep thinking that nobody will come to your show... then nobody will. I th...Read more

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Car(e) Free Los Angeles: The Wong Sans Wheels Chronicles #6-- The Norma Rae of the Seventh Veil

Jenny Shimizu, I'm waiting for you....
At the bus stop...

Being carless has its perks. Right now at this very moment, it doesn't. I'm cabin feverish, as I've been all week. Too lazy to jump on a bike and to skiddish to call someone to take me out. I'm at a stalemate at my computer. But even if I did have a car, where would I go? I have to wake up early tomorro...Read more

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The Panic Cometh.

Is it just me or in the last ten years have the days shrunk? I seem to get nothing done in a day.

I have just been working on my run of Wong Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in Los Angeles. And I'm completely and totally freaked out about it all.

Among the "what-ifs" that I keep asking myself....

What if nobody comes?

What if nobody likes me?

What if nobody likes the show?

What if I play the show to two people on a given show night?

What if I play the show to NOBODY on ...Read more

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All good things must come to a relaunch!

In all my madness of getting ready for my upcoming 3 week run of Wong Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest in Los Angeles.(Btw, did you get your tickets yet?), I totally didn't realize that BigBadChineseMama.com (the once cutting edge for a fake porn site that I built way back when in college) had gone in for a ...Read more

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"OMG! These Cute Obama Shirts are Cheap to get! $12!"

I was told to let you know the following by my masters at moveon.org....

Hey,
Want an Obama T-shirt? MoveOn's giving them out if you make a small donation to their young-voter registration program, aimed at registering half a million young voters in swing states. I just got mine, and wanted to share the opportunity with you.
Click this link to get your Obama T-shirt:
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Car(e) Free Los Angeles: The Wong Sans Wheels Chronicles #5-- What is your Walkscore?

Another scene from Cat Lady.Part of switching to a low car diet, means living in neighborhoods that are compact and have everything you need within walking distance. This is why most New Yorkers and folks in San Francisco can go without cars. CNN featured this website called walkscore.com which basically takes your address and rates how good a walking n...Read more

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May 20, 2008