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Kristina Wong
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Anyone want to drive this classy lady around?
So far, so free on the car free front. My camera is unfortunately in my friend Cindy's car (she picked me up from the tow yard). So I only have this picture from Cat Lady as the only visual hook to this blog entry which is about the money I have left in my pocket.
The Economic Perks of being Car Free,Thus Far.
Renting out the carport! Score! I ...Read more
Did you know that not only are there children in Los Angeles, but seniors, and people who use wheelchairs to get around? Yes! It's true! I see them on the bus!
On the bus today there was an older woman with a big suitcase she couldn't get onto the bus. She screamed, "Help! Help!" And this younger guy got out of his seat to help her carry it on. She was so thankful and kept thanking ...Read more
Last night, my friend Greg came by to comfort me in my new car free existence. Greg is a dancer/ performer and doesn't even have a driver's license. Yet he performs all over town, parties and does all sorts of stuff in Los Angeles with no car. I think this car free life will mean I will be entertaining more around the apartment, as people will have to come to me more than I am able to come to them. I cooked fish for us and we drank wine.
Already, b...Read more
This made the horrendous walk from the bus stop a little bit better. It took me 3 hours to get to and from an audition today. aaah...... But at least I got to read the paper?
The idea of owning a car again makes me so nauseous. I just think of my car on fire and the tally in my head yesterday: "Those tires-- $200, there goes the hose I just replaced-- $240, oh and $40 in fuel... and... and ... and......Read more
The good news! I'm ok and escaped with no injuries. And everyone who drove past my car while 20 foot flames enveloped it is ok too.
But what a surreal day. I get to LAX from San Francisco at 10am. Get into the car at 1pm for a meeting in the Valley and at 1:30pm, I am at the Victory exit calling 911 to extinguish the car. Right at the tip of the exit.
I was quite calm while watching it. I'm really learning how your po...Read more
Why is Nancy Grace so obsessed with dead and abducted children?
Why doesn't human or pet feces make good compost?
What is it like emotionally to be a 13 years old girl and lose your virginity in 2008 versus in 1991? (Not that I was a 13 year old girl in 1991 who lost her virginity, mind you)
Why did I just spend over $100 on dresses when I already have a closet full of clothes and no business buying anything right now?
I guess I should pack for San Francisco. Going up f...Read more
Just when I was getting used to looking at pictures of human unagi in the comfort of my own apartment.... Playgirl Magazine is folding. One less pillar of a woman's right to wank to weiner intended for her to wank to has fallen. Now girls will be forced to jerk off to the crappy porn that men make.
I had been a guest contributor for a few of their issues. Perhaps one of the funniest writing assignments ever. Alas... What will I do now with my writing ...Read more
No way! Is VH1 actually programming a reality show WITH SUBSTANCE?!! Yay Margaret Cho!
This update is dedicated to all the great findings here in the last days of my residency.
My new fishing buddy Aaron is perhaps the youngest living male in the City of Englewood at the ripe age of 27. Too bad I'm married huh? This is the snook he caught this morning. Because they are protected (spawning season), he threw it back.
Here's a snapper we caught! A...Read more
What a somber name for a site. Death? Yeeks!
