Barney and the talking vegetable

Barney found a capsicum one day and to his ecstatic surprise,it was a talking vegetable.

Barney: YOU can talk!!!

The Capsicum: Hell Yeah bored

Barney: You are so cool,I am so fascinated with u. I totally LOVE you.

The Capsicum: No, you don't. You're just intrigued because I can talk,I'm a novelty. It'd wear off.

Barney: No, You. YOU are the ONE for me.

The Capsicum: Look,let's give you 1 month. You would be bored.

Barney: No, I won't. I w...Read more

Sunday

I don't get it. I was out today and saw 2 people scratching their asses on separate occasions?Am I crazy to think this is slightly strange,or is ass scratching actually politically correct?

Is it the new black?

Well.

So,i was getting myself all blue from the coughing,it was way bad till patches of blood started to appear when I coughed. I discovered that in the midst of all these,Singapore drives me crazy with their customer service. I am seething still. I called starhub from my Taiwan number to ask them about my lost SIM c...Read more

Just another day

Thanks everyone for the comforting words. Mum asked me yesterday why I was coughing.She had no clue it was from being hoarse after crying for hours.

Mum: mummy will make u mung bean soup to get rid of your evil cough

me: ok

Mum: cooling effect for u!

me: thank  u mummy

Mum: i take u to the doctor.

me: U're sick,won't tell me and u're taking me to the doctor? C'mon! quips

Mum: u really don't take care of yourself,why are u always letting yourself fall sick un...Read more

my greatest love

do u know how much i really love u?i don't know if u do,but i do.i really want u to be happy,to do the things u like and to smile smile smile all the time. do u know u have a charming smile? u have this shy but charming smile,as if u're afraid to let people know your secret. but i know. u just don't want us to see how lovely u are.u're really such a capable person,especially in rgds to accounts and your meticulousness in keeping everything in order.u really are so sweet,u go out of your way. everytime u see your friends,u put...Read more

On what I think about Taiwanese girls on those poles on makeshift trucks.

I read an article in the paper today. Taiwanese girls do pole dancing on makeshift trucks,they invite members of the audience to get on stage and these guys,(audience) remove their undergarments and these girls start "getting it on with them" right there in broad daylight. U heard me. In this day and age,people still have things like that going on. I scowled after this friend told me he thought the "tradition was pretty cool and lucky he wasn't a woman because men ha...Read more

Today's eccentric blog

My ambition ultimate goal is to be able to set up a school for the underpriviledged little children,especially those sold in slavery to prostitution rings and brothels. In this utopian and idealistic school,every child has a heartful breakfast,lunch,tea and dinner. They are cared for in an unbiased system where only the best teachers will take care of them. The best teachers will be here because they will not be acadaemically judged as the best but people with twin visions of growth and compassion.

Can I do these things by ...Read more

my poetry and prose/ Moved on.

Oh why do you gush in incessant

Incomprehensible soliloquies

The errant phone bleats

A slaughtered lamb as:

Ring, ring,ring ring.

Turned on the radio I did

Turned on the news I did

Turned on the kettle I did

But like an unbearable anthem

A siren,maybe two,thunders the phone.

Ring.

Your words spew routine and a cycle

Every single time,u holler

Left you left you left you

Left you I did not.

Only you le...Read more

My thank you to God.

I'm happy. AND

this is my prayer.

Thank you God,for giving me life,mummy,dad and korkor. Thank you God for giving me my good friends,and my new friends,and some I've come to love as good friends I've yet to meet but provide me with encouragement from AnD.

Thank you God for giving me the simple pleasures of life. Like admiring the blue sky at sunset,the clouds when they are fluffy and plump.Thank you God for the sun,it gives me joy and light in the dark.

Thank you God for the food. Not a day goe...Read more

dear John

I'm writing a dear John,hee hee but before u jump,it's really a cheap attempt for dedicating the day's entry to my beloved buddy John! When u have a name like John, naturally U'd find me "dear johnning" him whenever.

This dude is one of my best guy friends ever!!! There are people u see everyday but for some reason,u're not close. And then there's JOhnny boy,we live miles apart,he's in Shanghai,I'm in Taiwan but the comaderie is there. Previously when I was in LA,he was in Singapore,and then he was ...Read more

Aerylon's drawing,thank u. And a story

This was sent to me by AerylonBW,he did it.Thanks!!!:)

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Today a little interesting incident happened that made me smile. I was having lunch with a friend and while eating a little boy came running into the place. Cry...Read more