官方艺术家
Sean Tierney
演员, 编剧, 音乐家, 喜剧演员, 笔者
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Ummmmmm... who is this Palin person and why are they important?
Is it January yet???
...our long national nightmare is over." - Gerald Ford, 1974.
While I once respected John McCain, I am relishing the spectacle of seeing him beaten like an errant stepchild by alcoholic parents. I am gleefully watching the Republicans disappearing like roaches when the lights come on.
The Reign of the Dumb is over, and now the work begins.
I have spent eight years as a citizen of a nation run by a dullard, a man so stupid that I often felt glad to be mistaken for a European. It's not an odd feelin...Read more
In my last entry I said
"It speaks to my personality (and fate) that on a night when I am finally complying with style to a penultimate degree, I also am wearing something unforgivably hideous and stupid."
To wit:
But I need today to modify that statement.
My costume is based on the concept of being the world's largest Traffic cone:
It all started when I found a pair of orange corduroy pants in my
size on Fa Yuen St. The same night, I found an orange polo shirt in my
size, so I knew this was fate.
The pants were a bit... form-fitting. Not in a way that suggested I was fat; the waist wasn't the problem. The problem is that people who used to pl...Read more
My bridges are always F#.
This was recorded on my computer as a demo, but I liked the way it turned out, especially the guitar solo.
No, I don't sing on it . You're welcome.
And no, the Hello Kitty guitar isn't on it.
Wen's inner Hongkie takes over during a photo op.
The weather is so dry this time of year; hand lotion makes the rounds.
Weighing ...Read more
Winsome Chan, greatest baby ever.
It reminds me of the scene in a Bethlehem manger: an angelic baby... perched o...Read more
I don't know anything about internet advertising, except that in addition to it being patently false much of the time, you can manipulate it such that you can (supposedly) tailor it to your intended audience.
Of course, that can sometimes result in absolutely hilarious juxtapositions of, in this case, prurienceand hilarity.
Sounds like two British strippers, doesn't it?
Anyway, every now and then these advertisements end up in my field of vision, and they never fail to make me laugh:
Just for the moment, my life sucks spoiled chicken salad out of a dead rhino's ass.
The Tennis Elbow, known in Latin as lateral epicondylitis, has gotten bad.
So bad that my doctor would be mad if he knew I was typing.
Or lifting weights. Which I'm not, since I only do that with him anyway.
Oh, and no guitar playing. None of the 8 guitars hung up in my living room. No working on them, either. I have no strength in my hands anyway.
I can't do much work; no typing.
My arms just hurt ...Read more
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.
Explanationless.
Where is your cell phone? sofa
Your significant other? none
Your hair? yuck
Your mother? yours
Your father? absent
Your favorite thing? laughter
Your dream last night? forgotten
Your favorite drink? pocari
Your dream/goal? serenity
The room you're in? empty
Your ...Read more
If we don't support the movies that deserve it, we get the movies that we deserve.
