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Sean Tierney
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I Have to Laugh

I don't know anything about internet advertising, except that in addition to it being patently false much of the time, you can manipulate it such that you can (supposedly) tailor it to your intended audience.

Of course, that can sometimes result in absolutely hilarious juxtapositions of, in this case, prurienceand hilarity.

Sounds like two British strippers, doesn't it?

Anyway, every now and then these advertisements end up in my field of vision, and they never fail to make me laugh:

Now, obviously, there's no such gwei por skanks in Central, much less some of the other places that the computer automatically generates. I think some of them don't even have any people in them, let alone these tramps: No one in Muk Min Tau is looking for a threesome. There are no nymphomaniacs in Tsz Wan Shan, and if there are they don't look like this.

But then again, maybe I'm wrong.

Maybe there really areall these white women desperate to throw their genitalia around like Frisbees in this town, which certainly reinforces the stereotype of Westerners as sex maniacs, but at least makes it gender-equal.

This is what I get for trying to find a free download of Buck O Nine's cover of "Pass the Dutchie."

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Mariejost 26 dsc00460
Sometimes the spam does seem to be totally random, which can add a touch of humor to the idiocy of it all. For months now at work I have been getting emails promoting viagra and other "male sexual enhancement" products, including ads for Red Bull in German for this purpose. (Yeah, I know. I'm still scratching my head over the Red Bull ones.) I guess the spammers never stopped to think if what they were pushing might be gender specific? Some one else at work on occasion receives spam featuring scantily clad Japanese school girls. All of my co-workers are women and none of them, at least to my knowledge, are into scantily clad women of any persuasion. You would think, since your IP address is probably specific to HK, your sexual advertising would at least have featured a few token Asian women, just in case you preferred Asians, given your location. Not savvy marketing this scatter shot approach. I don't think I'll ever care about turning that "mouse in my trousers into a love cannon". I'm not sure gender reassignment surgery is in my future.
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