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Can someone teach me how to say "No sh*t!" in Cantonese?

Auto-Xenophobia

I was in Park -n- Shop yesterday to buy food before the big typhoon event. While standing in a VERY long line (lots of people had the same idea as me), I noticed new signs on lots of food:

MADE IN HONG KONG

IMPORTED FROM JAPAN

Et cetera. You get the idea. The milk contamination issue has people on edge, and understandably so.

But I find it funny sometimes how Hong Kong often deals with it's 'new daddy;' a mix of contempt, fear and avoidance that is cast aside for stuff like the Olympics but comes r...Read more

Behold the Behind Beneath

I posted recently about shorts with things written across the hind end. I wanted to revisit that topic, because I think there's something worth discussing... Interpret that as you wish.

It seems lately in these parts that shorts have gotten so short they can't really get any shorter. I have taken to asking people if the women here really know just how short their shorts are. It's ridonkulous.

Denise Keller gets a bigthank-you for articulating a thought I'd had in my mind recently but could not put ...Read more

20,000

It was just the end of July when I got to 10,000.

Ye gods... people actually look at this stuff.

Frightening.

I joined AnD since I felt like I needed to meet like-minded people in Hong Kong. Well, that may be unfair to other people. Let me amend that to say I wanted to meet people I felt I had common interests with.

I love living here, but it is very different in a lot of ways. What's important, or funny, to a lot of people here isn't the same for me, and vice versa.

Add to that the fact that I am not ...Read more

Sometimes Single is Okay

It's my house. I can decorate however I want.

Like putting guitars on the walls.

5 Strats, a Tele and 2 customs.

Notice the mahjong tile pillow...

Hey, look on the bright side: no card-playing dogs, velvet Elvis, or Sex and Chopsticks posters.

Those posters won't be available for at least 5 weeks.

When in Doubt, Ask the Experts

To: Women

This question is posed in utmost sincerity.

In all honesty, how do you want men to respond to things like this?

I know I'm not supposed to objectify women or judge them based on their appearance.

If that's the case, then what is the appropriate response to these kinds of fashion choices? Because it doesn't help.

I'm frankly baff...Read more

I don't do this for just anyone...

But Charlyn asked and I know better than to risk making her angry...

36 Questions.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?

02) What was your dream growing up?

03) What talent do you wish you had?

04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?

05) Favorite vegetable?

06) What was the last book you read?

07) What zodiac sign are you?

08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.

09) Worst Habit?

10) If you saw me walking do...Read more

Movie Review: Sex & Chopsticks

I Feel So Dirty, and So Do II saw Forbidden Legend: Sex & Chopsticks last night. I've never missed Elvis Tsui so much before in my life.

FL:S&Cis a throwback to the 90s Cat III sex romps that some of us fondly remember.

Hey, fondle your own member, you freak.

Part of me was looking forward to seeing a Cat III sex movie in a theater in Hong Kong.

Not...Read more

Beaten Like a Rented Mule

I've been too busy lately and my arms/hands are all torn up with 'Tennis Elbow' aka lateral epicondylitis. It is painful to type, play guitar, or damn near anything else.

So as you may imagine, my sex life has suffered accordingly.

My penchant for self-flagellation, however, obviously endures.

It seems funny that I was happy to get 10,000 visits just a little while ago, and now it's already almost doubled. Makes me feel guilty for not babbling more.

There have been a few things I have...Read more

Randy Rhoads Has Been Reincarnated

As an 8 year old Japanese kid.

This kid is shorter than the guitar. And it doesn't make a bit of difference.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qizRvpYHmrw&feature=relatedAt least Japanese parents are apparently cool enough not to force the violin or clarinet on every kid they have.

He'll grow up to be the next Akira Takasaki or Tak Matsumoto.