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杜如风
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(以下報導,除了個露天Cafe茶座係真嘅之外,其餘嘅報導均實屬虛構!!!敬請留意!)
話說杜如風拍完第2輯流行東京之後,對住觀眾講:「我唔知道仲會唔會有下一輯,因為我已經喺新宿搵到工啦!」「就係做歌舞伎町街坊福利會會長嘞!」當時一眾觀眾都只以為杜如風只係喺度扮瞓街、扮乞兒、扮攪笑....哼!點知......佢真係做出嚟比你地睇!!行動勝於一齊言語.....佢真係做咗d我地點都估唔到嘅事嚟到去固定佢街坊福利會會長嘅地位!!!
杜如風化身「船頭尺」,決心要將KOMA劇場對出嗰塊平時只有乞兒喺度流連嘅大平台大翻身!要抬起我的頭來,為街坊市民做一點事!!
睇來呢個「歌舞伎町船頭尺」都算做得唔錯,大家有眼睇架啦!同「秋天的童話」中阿船頭尺喺Long Island嗰邊起嗰間 "SAMPAN"都真係幾拍得往喎!! Good Job Good Job!!!得閒行開咪過嚟我呢度坐底飲杯茶,吹吓水囉!! "Table for 2??" heeheehee...
我杜如風返嚟啦!!!!!其實我返咗嚟香港差唔多成個禮拜架啦,不過病足咁耐,所以一路無update過個blog同大家打聲招呼,唔好意思!其實我都好耐未試過去完日本開工返嚟之後抖咗咁耐都回唔到氣!全因比啲天氣搞到我暈底!!首先頭幾日喺東京就熱到飛起,有成20度,點知緊接嗰幾日要去雪地開工做翻譯就突然遇上大風雪,得返零下5度!一熱一凍,已經作病,但要做嘢,焗住頂硬上!一返到嚟香港諗住抖返夠本,點知香港又突然又熱又濕!一乾一濕,仲病多幾錢重!!總之呢2個禮拜我就不停比啲天氣玩到謝晒!!無晒能量!!不過大家放心,到我今天終於提得起勁寫blog,已經好快返8899啦!!
好啦,近况交待完,講返日本工作之旅!今趟又係純悴帶隊做翻譯,唔洗化妝唔洗度稿,邊玩邊做,快錢是也!不過長期喺大風雪底下拍攝,查實都幾痛苦!!
大隊揸車駛往大風雪拍攝場地,我嘅主要責任係---人肉導航!! (不過我係一個非常失職嘅導航,成日兜錯路! hahhaa...)大家都知我拍咗咁耐「流行東京」都係無車坐架啦,其實我同呢個GPRS真係唔friend架!!! sorry sorry....敬請原諒!!
我而家身在涉谷!今次返嚟唔係做嘢,唔係工作,係純悴同班friends過嚟玩幾日,shop-shopping,食吓嘢,散散心,同埋過情人節!(係成班friends一齊過!!)再緊接下個禮拜要過嚟日本祕撈做翻譯,所以就咁啱同一班一早已經plan咗嚟東京玩嘅friends夾到時間,預先join埋過嚟玩幾日咁囉!
但係其實自從拍咗「流行東京」之後,我未試過嚟東京「旅行」,嚟親都係拼咗條命咁嚟做嘢,不停咁拍、不停咁行、不停咁諗稿、不停對住個鏡頭食嘢同講嘢、不停咁搵料!生理同心理都長期進入「作戰狀態」!!!行少一步就賺少￥100!每次嚟親都好辛苦、好大壓力!!勞改一樣!!
今次就喺完全無工作壓力底下踏出成田機場,感覺實在好唔慣!!心情異常複雜!!!每次嚟到成田我個腦就會自動轉入working mode,今次應該係holiday mode架!但係我實在太習慣一嚟到就要開工,我實在tune唔返自己去個holiday mode嗰度!!!好慘!!!(相信你地好難明白我而家嘅心情,我諗只有導演Edwin一個人先至會明!) 我漫無目的咁企咗喺涉谷街頭,呆咗好耐!唔洗開工,咁多時間,又咁少銀両,啲Yen又升到咁貴,做咩好呢?好好好迷恾...
我今日喺酒店瞓...Read more
Sorry guys and girls, I haven't updated my blog lately.... beccoz... i was really sick!! 我病到連打開部電腦嘅力都無呀!! This is the Chinese New Year "After-Party-Side-Effect". I call this virus APSE! It happens to me very often after all the big days, like Christmas, New Years Eve, Holloween....etc.. So, don't worry!! I got very used to have this APSE virus attacking me many times every year! And i am getting much better now! so dun worry... just remember : Work Hard, PLAY HARDER!! But I played the HARDEST!!! heeheehee....
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恭喜發財呀~~~~~~~~~~~!!!!!祝各位街坊生生猛猛、强而有力、過關斬將、不勞而獲、中六合彩、唔洗交稅、唔賺齋洗、無本生利、天下無敵、耐人尋味、妙想天開、路不拾遺、干炒牛河、陽州炒飯、星洲炒米、火腿通粉、同埋雪菜火鴨絲炆米!!! (凍啡少甜、楊枝金露加 $5)
我知呢個年拜得遲咗少少...希望大家原諒!因為我呢個新年真係好忙!!!!每年嘅農曆新年係我唯一可以「不勞而獲」嘅搶錢日子!!!為咗利我另願一生都唔嫁!搶錢搶到老!!!
呢期每日不停去親戚朋友嘅屋企拜年利是,攞正版打劫!(我會去埋親戚嘅朋友,同朋友嘅親戚屋企!! hahha.....)加埋今期呢個「大吉大利拜年頭」,簡直「拜」到人地操手不及!! 再加埋「過年四寶」---魚蝦蟹、玩大細、射龍門同打麻雀,直情好賺過正職開工出嗰份糧!!但係為咗嗌隻蝦、嗌隻King、同嗌隻八索...我又嗌到失聲! (no pain, no gain! But in the happiness way! GOOD~~!)
恭喜發財~~~!!!
MY IDOL!!!!(唔好話我花心,梁朝偉唔係我偶像,係我愛人!)呢個真係我偶像嘞!!睇完條片你就明我講乜架嘞!我呢期晚晚臨瞓前都要睇一次先瞓!!聽完個人都開心啲!!
Video: http://www.youtube.com/v/oAFvoh8rYls&hl=en&fs=1 Video: http://www.youtube.com/v/sASc4wrJRWE&hl=en&fs=1
係咪成個人開懷晒呢?!!音樂...真係可以陶冶性情架!!!
自問一向都無乜音樂情造,鐘意聽bandsound、鐘意陳奕迅,唔係好識欣賞Classical Music、管絃樂...等等..個人好膚淺!!
但係記得幾年前久石讓 Joe Hisaishi話嚟香港同香港管絃樂團合作演出,即時周圍撲飛!!(當...Read more
各位街坊唔好驚...呢個係我嘅新look!唔係假髮,係真髮嚟嘅!!!我趁呢期唔洗出鏡,終於鼓起勇氣染咗呢個我一直都好恨染嘅橙色頭!!自從N年前睇完「The 5th Element第五元素」已經愛上Milla Jovovich 嗰個造型! so.... here i come...!!
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好!之前有街坊話想睇吓我sports style嘅一面!其實我係一個正版運動員嚟架!絕對唔係翻版啦今次!!
我同「板」(boarding)幾有緣,又特別有興趣.....可能係因為我嘅身材都好似一塊板咁平!!!! haahahahaa.....
WAKEBOARDING!!
玩咗咁多年都係玩得麻麻地,成日想練跳高啲,但係跳極都係跳到離水面5吋左右.....好sad...!
在水中央,其實我鐘意玩wakesurf多過wakeboard!
原因1: wakeboard玩極都玩唔叻...Read more
「流行東京2」拍完亦播完之後,我就做返我嘅正職-----就係「玩」嘞!!!每年年尾聖誕節至新年,係我最放盡自己去「投入工作」嘅時間!!以下就係我其中一個聖Party嘅造型, Party嘅dress code主題係---「低能睡衣 silly pajamas」!
「翻版元秋之孔雀開屏」!!! 死未??!! hahahaha.....
個頭我自己捲嘅、個妝我自己化嘅、粒墨我自己畫嘅、套衫我自己喺女人街搵嘅! 參加呢啲「扮嘢Party」我係從來都唔會比自己輸架!!! I am unbeatable!!! hahhahaa....
孔雀元秋 + 低能阿Grace!!
呢張直情係....「我們的...Read more
so i said im gonna post the pics up from edmond's wedding! yes, i was trying to turn the table around for everyone's image of me!! it scared not only the newly weds, as well as my friends, our guests, and myself!! the girls from the wedding party couldnt recognize me when they were standinng just next to me, i cant even recognize myself when i looked into the mirror!!
please ladies and gentlemen, be prepared before u scroll down!! these pic totally test ur limits!! (if u just finished eating, ur recomm...Read more
