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黄婉佩
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Stay Calm and Relax..... I'm going to tell you the story about how I became a Billionaire....
One misty morning, I woke up and found myself lying next to a lake
I was confused..........I was afraid... and thirsty
I reached out and very slowly.....i touched the water.
It's warm !!
Then i saw something splattering in the water...
It's brown.....
it's hairy..... ''AH !"" I couldn't help it but let out a cry ! I was too amazed but what's in front of eyes!
It's an Ape !
****An Ape Bathing in Lukewarm water !
What happens next is a mystery......
The only thing I can reveal is that he said to me " close your eyes and Make a Wish !"
Hoho...I've read a lot of these jokes in Reader's Digest but.....ermm...... i mean.... it doesn't hurt to just make a wish right? right? right?
and So i closed my eyes...and made a very impossible wish ..." I want to be a Billionaire!"
When I opened my eyes....I saw three books in front of me.
He said " I took 3 years to compile 15 years of manuscrīpt into this book. Use this wisely. You can only use a page annually" .....he then vanished into the mist above the lukewarm lake
I was dumbfounded.
I opened the book
Oh wow ! This looks cool ! I wanna have this !
before i know it..................
OH WOW !!!! He actually gave me a wishing book !!! This is soooooo COOOOOOL !!!!
I"m the luckiest girl alive !! I looked around me, the sun is rising fast and all around me, trees and more trees.... I'm gonna need something to get me out of here ! I flipped through the book and i saw THIS
Hahaha !!! I want this !!!
Thank you 25MH for the Magic Books and for coming to my movie premiere !
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請放輕鬆和保持冷靜.....我將告訴大家我如何成為億萬富翁....
一個很大霧早晨，我醒來時發現自己躺在一個湖泊的旁邊
我很困惑..........害怕...和渴
我慢慢地伸出手.....觸及湖水
湖水是暖暖的!!
然後我看到有東西在湖裏濺起了一些水花...
是褐色的.....
牠全身都長滿毛髮....."啊！" 我不禁發出一聲驚叫！眼前的景像實在令我太吃驚！
是一個猿人! ****一個猿人在微溫的湖泊中沐浴！
接下來所發生的是個謎......
我唯一能透露的就是牠曾對我說，"合上眼睛許個願吧!"
呵呵...我在讀者文摘讀過很多這樣的笑話，但..... 唔......我的意思....只是許個願而已，應該沒有傷害吧?對不對?對不對?
於是我便合上眼睛 ...和許了個沒甚可能成真的願 ..."我希望成為億萬富翁!"
當我睜開眼睛....我看見面前有三本書
牠說 "我花了三年時間將十五年的手稿編纂完成，好好利用它們吧。因您每年只可用一頁".....然後牠在霧中於微溫的湖泊上消失得無影無蹤
我目瞪口呆
我打開書
噢! 這東西很酷! 我想擁有它!
我還不知道.................
噢!!!! 他給我的原來是可令願望成真的魔法書!!! 真酷呀!!!!
我真是世上最幸運的女孩!! 我看了看身邊，太陽正在快速上升，我被一重重的樹木包圍着....我想我需要一些東西來讓我離開這裡！
我連忙翻閱書本，看到這個
哈哈哈!!! 我想要這個!!!
多謝25MH的魔法書和出席我的電影首映!
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请放轻松和保持冷静.....我将告诉大家我如何成为亿万富翁....
一个很大雾早晨，我醒来时发现自己躺在一个湖泊的旁边
我很困惑..........害怕...和渴
我慢慢地伸出手.....触及湖水
湖水是暖暖的!!
然后我看到有东西在湖里溅起了一些水花...
是褐色的.....
它全身都长满毛髮....."啊！" 我不禁发出一声惊叫！眼前的景像实在令我太吃惊！
是一个猿人!
****一个猿人在微温的湖泊中沐浴！
接下来所发生的是个谜......
我唯一能透露的就是 它曾对我说，"合上眼睛许个愿吧!"
呵呵...我在读者文摘读过很多这样的笑话，但..... 唔......我的意思....只是许个愿而已，应该没有伤害吧?对不对?对不对?
于是我便合上眼睛 ...和许了个没甚可能成真的愿 ..."我希望成为亿万富翁!"
当我睁开眼睛....我看见面前有三本书
它说 "我花了三年时间将十五年的手稿编纂完成，好好利用它们吧。因您每年只可用一页".....然后 它在雾中于微温的湖泊上消失得无影无踪
我目瞪口呆
我打开书
噢! 这东西很酷! 我想拥有它!
我还不知道.................
噢!!!! 它给我的原来是可令愿望成真的魔法书!!! 真酷呀!!!!
我真是世上最幸运的女孩!! 我看了看身边，太阳正在快速上升，我被一重重的树木包围着....我想我需要一些东西来让我离开这裡！
我连忙翻阅书本，看到这个
哈哈哈!!! 我想要这个!!!
多谢25MH的魔法书和出席我的电影首映!
