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KILL MOSQUITOES USING THIS THING!!! IT WORKS!!!

Yo,

Wow! Pretty cool that people were interested in my horror of a room that is inhabited, more like taken over, by these pieces of shit called mosquitoes.

My girlfriend takes great joy in my sleepless nights and groggy annoyed mornings, because as anyone who has a horrible night's sleep knows, ain't nothing like having to get up early without any sleep and truly annoyed (in spectacular fashion) and head off to fucking work.

Most of you don't know, but I teach kindergarten. NOW IMAGINE FACING 18 AMAZING BUT SUPER ENERGETIC KIDS AT SCHOOL!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...It's the worst...and I love kids so I can't take it out on them, so I just have to slap myself and get on with it.

Anyway...here's one little solution that has allowed me to get at least ONE night's sleep:

This thing I bought from Wellcome a couple days ago and last night was the first night that I was able to sleep without any obnoxious pests waking me up. The weird thing was, I thought I was still hearing things. That's how much these bastards have traumatized me!!! I THINK I'M HEARING THEM IN MY SLEEP!!!

Enough's enough...I think it's high time King Ly Chee wrote a song about mosquitoes. The song will be inspired by the old Metallica album "Kill 'em All" just changed so that the song is called FUCK YOU ALL. With love of course...hahahahaha...

Go to Wellcome for all your mosquito destroying needs - no I'm not getting any commission from Wellcome for this...

Word up...

Riz

over 16 years ago 0 likes  6 comments  0 shares
Phatchan
i have one too!
over 16 years ago
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it emits some sort of gas into the air. yeah - sounds scary to me too, but so far i haven't ended up dead so i think it's okay for humans :-) Phat - this shit works right?!?!?! it's awesome!! 2 nights of peace so far...
over 16 years ago
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Ahaha dude, that has to be the best invention since sliced bread in my opinion! Having mosquitoes buzz near your ear is like sleeping next to a buzzing chainsaw to me........impossible!
over 16 years ago

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