Today, I saw a million couples with ridiculously tacky bunches of flowers they could hardly carry and I thought to myself -- what makes Valentines Day so special that people would spend four times as much on flowers and three times as much on dinner as they would any other day? Fear? Acceptance? The possibility of mediocre sex? Sadly no. The reason is because every other schmuck's doing the same stupid thing. Me, I kept it simple this year as I try to do every year. Happy VDay, Everyone!
"Life is like a box of chocolates -- you never know what you're going to get."