Forget episode 2!!!
The Olympics is over…I cry…
Goddamngotta wait fo mo yerrs! Shit aight so yes I love these games.
Some things that stood out to me:
*fine Chinese
ladies with statuesque beauty. (whatsup with the birdcage? idk)
*beach
volleyball cheerleaders that damn sure was entertaining. (sure i wanted to have sex with your sister! GODDAMN!)
*Alicia
sacramone and nastia liukin for being FOINE
the end
j/k
*gymnastics:
Chinese Men: Rings: phenomenal strength and control by Chin Yi Bing.
*gymastics:
American men: crazy high bar routine by Justin spring
*gymnastics:
American men: Palm-a-horse (haha I don’t know how to spell it) Sasha
artemev crazy routine.
*gymnastics:
Chinese men: floor routine: Zou kai.
*Gymnastics
overall: Yang Wei is the man
*rising
high fives (school girl style)
*beach
volleyball: women: May-Walsh pummeling the competition (save for
Japan…so
close.)
*gymnastic:
American women: balance beam: shawn Johnson wow
*gymnastic:
Chinese women’s dancing joyfulling during the floor routine. Loved it
*Judo:
Mongolian Men: Tushinbayar naidin earned the first Mongolian Gold medal
and was crying like a baby. I cried a lil bit on the inside ::sniff
sniff::
*Basketball:
American Men: Kobe Bryant proved once again why he the MVP.
Spain was
too close for comfort the whole game. I WAS SWEATIN BULLETS.
Kobe stepped it up
and ensured the win.
*Basketball:
Argentina
Men: they are the defending champions but their attitude towards winning
bronze was inspiring.
*Rhythmic
gynastics: women: all super foine.
*Running:
Jamaica:
their all super crazy fast. Usain bolt… OMG
*Ping Pong: Chinese men: they are so careful they
barely breath but then when they score it’s like TURRETS syndrome and
shit.
*diving:
Chinese women: chen ruolin amazing dive the creates a vacuum as she
entered the water.
*mountain
biking is fucken dangerous.
*PARTY
FOUL:
Tae Kwon Do: this retard
kicked the referee…::Samuel L. voice:: and I hope he burns in HELL!!! Hahah.
Everything was amazing!
I would like to say:
Argentina
was the defending champs winning gold in basketball 2004. however, they celebrated
the BRONZE medal as if they worked all their lives for that moment. It was a
very touching scene for me to watch. Moments like these are what REAFFIRMS that
you cannot let other people dictate what you have achieved. For some the reward
is the gold and for some the reward is the journey.
Big ups to Ginobli and the Argentineans.
Big ups to Beijing for doing an awesome job.Farewell my love.
"One day I will die SO today I will eat." –D.Y.