Eat Your Heart Out Marco Polo

Just when you think life couldn't get any better

New FOOD INVENTION !!! 

::happy as hell::

::crickets::

WEED!... from the sea.

RICE... from the country that grows rice!

Do it like so.

Put your spam in it.

Rice attack!

Write something that no one else understands but YOU. (Terriyaki or BBQ sauce)

I was suppose to roll it up into the shape of the Earth but I got hungry so i just ate it.

IT

was

good.

i call it... wait for it ... wait for it ... "Eat your heart out Marco Polo"

Marco Polo thought up spaghetti after encountering Chinese noodles. The name would make more sense if i actually rolled it up to look like Earth. There's always next meal. (tip for next time: put more meat in it)