29 is the new 80

[if gte mso 9]> Normal/w:View 0/w:Zoom false/w:SaveIfXMLInvalid false/w:IgnoreMixedContent false/w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText /w:Compatibility MicrosoftInternetExplorer4/w:BrowserLevel /w:WordDocument <![endif][if gte mso 9]> /w:LatentStyles <![endif]My attempt to thank you in chinese and in the bathroom. lol. to all my forum gossipers, this is a REAL pic for you!

AND A VIDEO TOO! ::proud of myself::

thanks for the many birthday wishes... and I still don’t feel too wise.

Special thanks to Jenny and LUVli for the blog dedication. and of course, MY THUGS! Melly, Kelly, JRS-1, critterdee, Dork Justice, Peachey, Silky, muddaPUKU, JaneChu, seeker, Bruce lee.

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   eeeeeeeeeA Birthday Poem for D.Y.I take back all the bad things I said about you guys. lol. and good job NOT reminding people that I’m…. ::cough:: 25.

You ladies are awesome! (see no insults today, cept justin)

http://www.alivenotdead.com/missscarletthttp://www.alivenotdead.com/luvli

http://www.alivenotdead.com/jennychelle

------------------------------------------------------------------------greatest present EVAR! coupling me and bruce-ster!  from MissScarlett http://www.alivenotdead.com/missscarlettwe were split at birth and BRUCE had all the good genes. Bruce: whaddup G, how about a 1 inch punch to the earhole?DY: ::shifty eyes:: will it hurt? Bruce: when you past out, there is no pain. so, no.DY: uh....COOL! Bruce: do not concentrate on the finger, because THIS is how you court a girl. DY: oh, so knock her unconsious first right? is that legal? Bruce: (smacks dy on the head)Bruce: ::looks at dy:: don't try this at home, you idiot.DY: this is easy, why people give you so much credit?Bruce: -------------------------------------------------------------------------

for your sadistic pleasures (sorry no presents for all you masochists, not this time), I PRESENT TO YOU… MY BIRTHDAY BEATING!!! I don’t know why he hit me 40 times when I only turned… uh… what was it again?...oh yeah… 25.( sam is 100 lbs heavier than me, former football player. Yes  hurt me so good ouch)(took place sept 30th)