You RATs | 你們屬鼠的

Happy chinese new year folks! Starting from tomorrow is the year of rats, those who were born in '72, '84 and '96, according to ancient chinese astrology, should share some characteristics of the mouse, apparently. Well, lets find out more about how u mouse ppl behave: 

'They are optimistic,cheerful, do not fall into low spirits no matter how hard the circumstances,and will fight for their lives. At the same time, they are sensitive like a mouse, and have good intuition and imagination, but they are not good at logically drawing their own conclusions.' (The Handbook of Chinese Horoscopes)

V: Sounds pretty impressive to me, what about the flaws?

'Viewed from appearances, people born in the year of the mouse are reticent persons, but actually they are not. They are easily worked up, but they can control their spirits. This character allows them to have lots of friends. People born in the year of the mouse treasure their relationships with friends and relatives. Sometimes you will find that they connect their lives closely to those of others. This is because once they like somebody, they can't bear to leave them.' (The Handbook of Chinese Horoscopes)

V: Yeah, definitely mouse behaviour there, anything else?

'People born in the year of the mouse have a natural instinct for loving money. A boss born in the year of the mouse will care for his employees. He makes sure his employees participate sufficiently in sports and that they maintain a balanced diet. When his employees are sick, he will go to see them. He takes the troubles of employees as his own. But things change as soon as his employees want to talk about raising their wages. Then he becomes a miser. If you want to get money from the person born in the year of the mouse, you will need to bargain with him very hard.

A woman born in the year of the mouse is usually surprisingly frugal. She buys second-hand goods, splits one meal into several, and cuts down on expenses. Of course, if there is real need for money, she will not be stingy. People born in the year of the mouse are able to keep secrets, but they enjoy finding out the secrets of other people. They may use such information as a weapon and are not satisfied until they have achieved someone's destruction. They seek loopholes without feeling shame. In a word, they lose no chances.' (The Handbook of Chinese Horoscopes)

V: Secretive eh? bah, never bothers me, secrets are good, the less i know the merrier, especially when theres trouble tagged onto it.

Thats about all folks, thanks for watching, have a great mouse year!| 大家新春快樂!明天開始就是鼠年了，72年、84年和96年出生的人是農歷本命年，顯然應該有老鼠的一些個性。好的，就讓我們看看肖鼠者的特點：

“他們很樂觀、愉快，無論環境如何糟糕都不會沮喪，奮力生活著。同時他們也象老鼠一樣敏感，有很好的直覺和想象力，但不善於理性得出自己的結論”。(中國屬相手冊)

V：聽起來不錯，有什麽缺點?

“表面上肖鼠者沈默寡言，但事實並非如此。他們很容易激動，但能控制情緒。這讓他們朋友眾多。肖鼠者珍惜與家人、朋友的關系。有時你會發現他們總粘著別人，這是因為他們一旦喜歡上，就不能忍受分離。”(中國屬相手冊)

V：沒錯，肖鼠者絕對是這樣。還有嗎?

“肖鼠者天生愛財。肖鼠的老板會很關心下屬，他會讓下屬全心投入工作並和諧相處。下屬生病了，他會去看望，他把下屬的困難當成自己的。但如果下屬要求漲工資，就是另外一回事了，他立刻變成吝嗇鬼。要從肖鼠者得到金錢，需要很辛苦地跟他談判。

女性肖鼠者十分節儉，她會購買二手商品，一 份餐分成幾次吃，還不斷減少花銷。當然如果真的有用錢的地方，她也不會吝嗇。肖鼠者十分能保守秘密，但他們也喜歡探聽別人的秘密。他們用這些隱私作武器， 直到毀滅別人才滿意。他們毫不羞恥地窺探別人隱私。一句話，他們不錯過任何機會”。(中國屬相手冊)

V：秘密?我從不為此煩心，秘密固然好，但我知道得越少越好，尤其涉及麻煩時。

就是這些說法了，謝謝收看，祝鼠年順利!