"Real what?" : I needed to get to one of the conferences in Park Hyatt. The place is patrolled to the teeth this week! A security guy who looks like he's from out of town asks for my namecard, which I don't have on me. He tries to turn me away but I insist, "I don't care who's down there, I've gotta be down there right now - it's strictly business!" He finally relents. A name is whispered here and there. Later, I spot a crowd out down the back and ask one of the teens, "hey, who's this Ronaldo dude." #realmadrid