This Is Why I'm Hot Part One

10 AM:

Arrive at The De-Frequency tunnel for De-Frequencing.

1010AM

Attend daily briefing from my senior consultants,  Statler and Waldorf, who joined us after  they retired at the Muppet Show. They have never sold records but they're just fun to have around.

12PM (yes, Statler and Waldorf talk a hellava lot)

Head to my desk to clear my emails and attend conference calls with the other partners and facult here at The Dove's Institute of Pop Music. During these long calls of corporate speak, I turn to the trusty ChynaHouse For Dummies while I pretend to be totally following along.

1PM

I proceed over to the Daydream Institure to see what the boys are cooklng up.Often I work on tracks with them too. However, they prefer to do what their job is...Daydream...as they think it goes better with purple haze than making music.

117PM

Daily phonecall to my head of A&R, The Rawk. He has many ideas, often to do with sexual reporductive organs or dancing.

Still 117PM

I finally arrive across the campus to where the music is made...Affectionately named The Dove Shack by many female friends who have spent the night on our lovely music compound.

TO BE CONTINUED.......