I was sitting down and working on a track for a new artist and then phone wrong.
15 mins later. I had recorded a demo back to The RAWK HAWK and he had an email out.
Hi Goodfeddas friends,
our A&R and fellow member, The Rawk Hawk sent an email today.
Here is the contents as is:
Dearest Falcon, Eagle, Condor and Dove:
Alright so I've been thinking about the Good Feathers...WE ARE NOT A FUCKING BOY BAND!...we are a FUCKING MAN BAND!!! 2 reasons...reason #1 most of us are 30 so are not boys anymore we are MEN (hence MAN BAND)...reason #2 boy bands target young girls...but the Good Feathers we target Cougers I'm talking 40 pus baby...and to insure the world knows are stance...I've written the hook to our first single...the song is called "Business TRIP BABY"....its about those rich Tai Tai's whose husbands go away on business trips and need that young man love...here it is
"Daddy's gone away...yeah its time to play...let me be your business trip baby...old lady...when we get to dancing you'll soon be de-pancing...were getting nasty, flirty, dirty...cause my ass is THIRTY" see the attached with Dove on the hook...
Additionally I have come up with a specific line for HK Action Hero Superstar Condor for the song which is "I want to RYU YOU and Hardoneken you in your crotch!"
I have also come up with a GENIUS sales plan to help push album sales...we will bundle our CD with a one month life insurance policy form American Insurance Company...once again we are targeting 40 + aged women so it should come in handy for them
Additionally (yes there is more)...inspired by the Olympics where fans have been cheering on China by saying "JA YOU!"....I have come up with a song titled "JA YOU WO DA CHOU"....yes thats right LETS GO MY BALLS!
Additionally (yes additionally AGAIN!) I want to write a song to answer Ushers "Make Love In this Club"....Good Feathers answer to that smash Single "When Were dancing Your De-pancing"
Lets do this shit yo...word to the muthas (40 plus that is...)
XOXO,
RAWK HAWK
He cannot show his face YET, cause he has a real job. Like desk and computer and the works.
But this is the only clue I can give you of the Infamous RAWK HAWK...
take a picture, snap....