The Good Feathers

So insider news says there's a new boy band or man band forming.

I hear it involves some of the best in the business. Musicians, Singers, Actors, MTV execs, Scrawny keyboard players and DANCERS!

Apparently, they are the best thing since Jodeci. The new NKOTB. Not F4 but a G5. They are all tall. They all speak English as a second language and Mandarin as a third cause MUSIC is their first.

One member is the Condor. I manage to steal this photo from a photographer friend of mine. What a fuckin' stud...

Then there is one called The Falcon...I stole this from a make up artist friend...

Then there is The Eagle, who flies high in the sky and swoops down on you and challenges you to a dance off.

How fuckin' awesome and cool does he look? He's such a natural.

Paparrazi caught this photo of the Eagle and the Falcon leaving what appears to be a.....building....

Then there is one apparently who they call the Dove. The Minister of Love.

Very nice. And very gay. But there's nothing wrong with being gay. Though he isn't. There is still nothing wrong. It's 2008.

Then there is one who apparently....makes T Shirts with special powers. They call him The Turkey. Though he is still undecided of his bird-tionality. It's how the British say specie for birds.

However, this isn't the special power shirt he is wearing. It's a hoodie. Probably Russell Athletic.

Then there the Penguin. He is lo-key in the band. Apparently. I manage to get a photo during an interview he was holding about world peace and conservation of the polar ice caps. He is in the middle next to the Hot and Sexy "I should be a European model" Canadian DJ Grandtheft.

And finally, there is one member who dances and does adlibs. I caught a picture of him partying in Singapore. By the day, he ensures that kids are entertained with their violent rap videos and morbid rock operas. By night, he dances. He is none other than THE RAWK HAWK

Stay tuned. I'll have more news soon.