Fierce Doris

I was at a party on Friday night when out of nowhere a TOTALLY fierce doris stomps past me in a manner that demanded my eyes (and those of all other bystanders, esp those owned by males) to follow.

She was about a gazillion feet tall with spidery long legs, wearing a fire red dress that hugged in all the inappropriately right places, with matching Angelina-esque red lips, and super sleek glossy long black hair.

I stood at the bar not even minding that my manfriend was gawping... since I too was entranced by her wicked good looks.

She looked like she would eat you alive... and you would enjoy it.