7-11: The Movie

INT.  KITCHEN - NIGHT.

SIMON YIN, a portly (yet handsome) Chinese boy, gets home from a wonderful event at the Watermark Restaurant. 

As he opens up his goodies from the local 7-11 market, he is aghast! 

                                                    SIMON

                                  What the F- - CK?

The chicken, as advertised,

is no where near what it actually is.  

Simon, on his knees, cries in agony.

                                                    SIMON

                                  What the F- -CK!!!  Why??????  Damn you, 7-11

                                  you filthy, lying liar!

Then Simon proceeds to think that this would make a good blog, and that it is his destiny to inform the ALIVENOTDEAD community members of this travesty.

                                                                                                                                          CUT TO:

Simon eating his genetically altered chicken and saying to himself....

                                                 SIMON

                                  Mission accomplished, Simon.  Mission accomplished.

THE END