Correct use of the “F” word

When is @#$% acceptable ?

There are only eleven times in history when the “F”word has been considered acceptable for use.

They are as follows:

1. “What the @#$% do you mean, we are sinking?”

– Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

1. “What the @#$% was that?”

– Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

1. “Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?”

– Custer, 1877

1. “Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that.”

– Einstein, 1938

1. “It does so @#$ %ing look like her!”

– Picasso, 1926

1. “How the @#$% did you work that out?”

– Pythagoras, 126 BC

1. “You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?”

– Michelangelo, 1566

1. “Where the @#$% are we?”

– Amelia Earhart, 1937

1. “Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!”

– Noah, 4314 BC

1. “Aw c’mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?”

– Bill Clinton, 1998

and a drum roll please…………!

1. “Geez, I didn’t think they’d get this @%#*^ing mad.”

– Saddam Hussein, 2003