Floating Gas... | 讓人暈的氣體

He put a mask around me, against my cheeks

I breathe in..out....in......out..........in.............

| 他為我戴上一副面具，貼著我的臉頰 我呼..吸....呼......吸..........

out....................in............................out................................. ......   .... i close my eyes........................i hear someone talking

" do     you         feel      any      pain     pain    pain    pain........?   " 

arggh ha ha ha 

" i    guess    my    patients    like   injections     these     days.......days    days   " 

 arghhh ha ha ha ha....... i'm floating......

Wow what a great dinner ! Wow crepes for dessert? wow wow!

oh...oh.. .......oh no.... i don't feel well.... oh no... i better go to the washroom. " Excuse me, where's the washroom?" i asked the waiter.

Everything went black.

 My bum hit the floor in slow motion.....oh feels so good to lie down... yes i need to rest my head too....yup yup yup.....

" Oh My God, Lady are you alright?"

I forced my eyes open and i see a guy in white on my right helping me up.

"i'm fine, i need to sit down.." i staggered to the nearest empty chair.. nearest chair cuz all the chairs around me are taken. Occupied by diners in the restaurant. 

" oh god i feel so hot..... " yet cold sweat was breaking out all over me. Like someone has poured cold water all over my face . Finally I hear a familiar voice " Oh no...what happened to you? You Fainted? The waiter came over and told me my sister fainted. I  searched the floor of the restaurant and i don't see you lying on the floor. How did you faint? You fainted on this chair?"

"This lady asked me where the washroom is. I showed her the way and when i turned around, she's disappeared! Then i saw her on the ground ! I was so SCARED . It's very dangerous where she blacked out. There're chairs and tables and the ham is there. I'm so SCARED !"

"hmm......i'm feeling better now............" deep breath  ........" i'm feeeling better now......."

| .........我閉上眼睛........................聽到有人說話 "你是否感覺到痛痛 痛  痛   痛........?" 啊哈哈哈 "我猜我的病人喜歡打針，這些天.......天天 天" 啊哈哈哈.......我在飄......

哇哦，晚餐真棒!餐後甜點?哇哇! 哦...哦.........哦不……我感覺不好…哦，不……我最好洗手間。"對不起，洗手間在哪裏?"我問服務生。一切陷入黑暗。我慢慢倒在了地上…躺下來的感覺真好…沒錯，我腦袋也需要放松…是的是的是的……"哦，我的上帝，女士，你還好嗎?" 我強迫自己睜開眼睛，看到一個穿白衣服的人站在右邊扶我起來。 "我很好，需要躺下…"我挪到離我最近的一個空椅上…最近的椅子，附近所有椅子都被其他用餐者占據了。

"哦上帝，我感覺好熱……"渾身卻直冒冷汗，就象有人從我頭頂澆了盆冷水下來，流滿我的臉。最後聽到一個熟悉的聲音，"哦不，你怎麽了?昏倒了?服務生過來告訴我說妹妹昏倒了。我往地上到處找，都沒發現你。你怎麽會昏倒的?在椅子上?"

"這位女士問我衛生間在哪，我告訴她地方然後轉身，但她消失了!然後發現她倒在地上!我嚇了一跳。她在這裏昏倒很危險，這裏到處都是桌椅，還有火腿。我真的嚇到了!""唔…我現在感覺好多了............"深呼吸........"我感覺好多了......."

"ok i got your tooth out. Any pain at all?" asked my dentist.

I used to try to say 'no',with him still working on my teeth... or shake my head but it's so stupid. This time, i just used my hands and gave him a good wave.

It's the laughing gas. It make your reflexes retard. You close your eyes and float.....You don't feel pain when the dentist gives you a jab. He removed my wisdom tooth. No pain at all! Even the day after, No pain at all! The best part..... No Swelling at all! Wow wow wow~

and that black out story....it's embarassing..

| "ok，我把你的牙齒拿出來了，痛不痛?"我的牙醫問道。 當他還在弄我的牙齒時，我曾經試過說"不"…或搖搖頭，但很傻。這次我擺擺手告訴了他。

是笑氣(用作麻醉劑)，延緩你的反映。你閉上眼睛，開始飄……牙醫開始動作時完全不痛。他拔掉了我的智齒，一點不痛!甚至隔天也完全不痛!最棒的是……不腫脹!哇哇哇~至於上面的故事……有點不好意思…