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home intruder... | 非法入侵者…

It was a weekend full of both suprise and embarrassment.  Imagine my suprise when my best pal Onimal (Andy On) phoned and ask for my assistance in dealing with a home intruder! 

I have always felt that a picture is worth a thousand words, so the pics below should add up to about 4000+ words of illustrated story telling...| 上周末充滿了驚喜和尷尬。好友Onimal(Andy On)打電話來求助,要我幫忙對付一個非法入侵者時,我非常驚訝!

我總認為一張照片勝千言,所以下面的照片講了一個超過4000字、配了插圖的故事…

| 上周末充满了惊喜和尴尬。好友Onimal(Andy On)打电话来求助,要我帮忙对付一个非法入侵者时,我非常惊讶!

我总认为一张照片胜千言,所以下面的照片讲了一个超过4000字、配了插图的故事…

"yo, some dude just snuck into my house and started singing and dancing all crazy, he's really starting to get on my nerves..."

| “yo,有個家夥潛入我家,開始瘋狂唱歌、跳舞,他真的讓我抓狂了…”

| “yo,有个家伙潜入我家,开始疯狂唱歌、跳舞,他真的让我抓狂了…”

"WHAT THE CRAP?!!?!! I'LL BE RIGHT OVER SO WE CAN START THE BEATING!"

| “有這種事?!!?!!我馬上到,一起揍他!”

| “有这种事?!!?!!我马上到,一起揍他!”

"IT'S ME!!! YOUR FRIEND AND DANCING SENSATION, VAN NESS WU-JIN-HAO!!!!! OHHH...FOR THE LOVE OF JEWELCRAFTING!!! PLEASE STOP HITTING ME!!!!!"

| “是我!!!你們的朋友、會跳舞的那個吳建豪!!!!!哦…看在上帝份上!!!請不要打我了!!!!!”

| “是我!!!你们的朋友、会跳舞的那个吴建豪!!!!!哦…看在上帝份上!!!请不要打我了!!!!!”

Whoa... imagine our suprise and embarrassment when we realized who we were beating.  I mean, I guess we just got a little over-excited. 

Apparently, Van was getting sick and tired of us ignoring his calls and msn messages, so he decided to come to HK personally for some love from his homies (but got a beating instead).  I bought him a bag of Cheezels and a bottle of cold water after the incident, so I think everything is cool between us now.  In retrospect, we should have took a closer look before we started beating him, but to be quite honest, we really couldn't recognize him... not really a fan of his stuff I guess... so we really can't  be blamed for anything but beating a stranger who just happened to turn out to be one of our closest friends...| 哇…當我們最後認出了被打的人時,很是驚訝和尷尬。我的意思是,有點興奮過度。

原來吳建豪因為我們不接他電話、不回MSN短信而不舒服,他決定偷偷到香港來看望兄弟們(而不是得到一頓好打)。於是我給他買了一袋芝士圈和一瓶冰水作為安慰,現在沒事了。我們早該在打之前好好看清楚,但是我們真的沒認出是他…可能因為不是他的粉絲…所以不能怪我們,誰知道在打的陌生人竟然會是自己最親密的好朋友呢…

| 哇…当我们最后认出了被打的人时,很是惊讶和尴尬。我的意思是,有点兴奋过度。

原来吴建豪因为我们不接他电话、不回MSN短信而不舒服,他决定偷偷到香港来看望兄弟们(而不是得到一顿好打)。于是我给他买了一袋芝士圈和一瓶冰水作为安慰,现在没事了。我们早该在打之前好好看清楚,但是我们真的没认出是他…可能因为不是他的粉丝…所以不能怪我们,谁知道在打的陌生人竟然会是自己最亲密的好朋友呢…

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Johnnylu f9 johnnylu
it makes a great opening for a movie.
16 年多 ago
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oh man, too many F4 related jokes can be made...
16 年多 ago

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