The incredible Sulk

How do u become the Incredible Hulk in shocking minutes?

Scenario.

An ordinary day,the gym. All is good.

Me on treadmill running.

Mood: pleasant,happy.

MINUTES LATER, A BLOKE JOINS THE MACHINE RIGHT NEXT

A Strange purid air fills the atmosphere.

Me: All good all good. worried look

AN EXPLOSION, KAAAA- BOOM!

Bloke whistling and ignoring the loud kaboom emitted from erm his rear.

A CHEMICAL REACTION OCCURS:

Me: I'm turning green,i'm turning green!!!!!! chokes

MINUTES LATER

Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.I AM NOT HULK!

Bloke grinning,very satisfied.

Me: .........

to be continued.