Stupidi-Tea

I f you're a germ and floating through the air, please take flight and flee from me. As some religious friends will lovingly put it, 'Resist the Devil, and He'll flee from you", I think erm, I'm resisting the "germ" packs and hoping with every macaroon out there that they too will flee from me.

Except I'm not exactly here to talk about germs really. Despite the recent fondness and devotion dedicated to the strains of H1N1.Erm.

I find it impossible to ignore the warning bells going off in my head when I smell some sort of annoyance brewing. Annoyance because it really is a ladder before anger sets in and then the path to righteous rage and wrath paves through. At that point I'm ready to unsheath every prickly claw I have from my elbows to my eyebrows (what, you thought Wolverine was good, didn't ya?pffft!) and then woah, I take the idea of tempest into true materialization.

Take out your dancing shoes.

Mr- I think-I'm-so-hot : "Oh my god L, you look like you're super frail and un-fit. Do you even eat? Let me see, play some sports, would ya? Or seriously consider running. Oh wait, are you like even able to run with that fragile little mass of yours? chuckle Do you even play sports?"

--------- The platypus is retiring from alter egoes,"I" will take it from here today.----------

Me face turns white. SKII would have been proud. There is no use for "whitening" lotions or sunblock when you communicate with a pig. Or this case, aardvark. Don't know what an "aardvark" is? Well, he supercedes the ordinary pig status and gets elevated to being an extremely piggish looking anteater. Or worse pangolin. Google the latter if you must.

Me: smiles sweetly "G ee I wonder why you inspire me to be a better person, Mr- I-think-I'm-so-hot! I feel that you teach me all the values mum never taught me growing up, especially the one that says erm "modesty"! Oh wait, your vocabulary stopped before it reached the "M" alphabet." gasps

Mr-I-think-I'm-so-hot: When are we going out on that fantastic date?

Me face is still growing white. Das ist sehr fantastisch.

Disclaimer: I do not use SKII, I have natural pallor inspired by mounds of stupidity thrown towards me now and then. It is predominantly not my favorite use of whitening products, but effective.

The aardvark and pangolin are adored in an odd way. Please, aardvark/pangolin lovers, hate me not.

Narcissism seems to be the trend in these trying days, I am as Mc Donalds preach "lovin" and learning to love it.

Finally, I am a positive girl. The above conversation was dealt with with the brightest smile. All angst were managed very effectively with the reminder that our dear Lord would have been most displeased if I said anything mean.

I love running. A lot.