From the teddy bear killers.

Retard #3 sings a soliloquy

Not one,two but number three

Never a fiercely guarded winner

Nor an amiable substitute

I'm just no.3, mine and free.

They frown with fear to their fights

Claiming 1,2 as their rights

What am I, but mine and free?

I'm a retard only,number 3.

Simplicity is my name

To each his own to their game

I kid myself,laugh and jeer

Falling down,up to cheer

Teddy bears and mr Bean

Being funny till I'm mean

Alright now,retard 1 catch my flow

Retard 2,u're too slow

I sing spies in the house

Curiousity I did rouse

Why then try this random task

I haven't thought,just to ask

Champagne 1,champagne 2

Pink Pink Pink it's no.3

Missing days;the press Room

I'm evil me yo yo yo

Slave to me,and instantly

My music is maa remedy

So drink of me,my genius be

Dedicated: retard no.3

PS: For Anton,the song I promised.