Let's see how long this lasts.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristina_wong

Can a blip on the cultural world named Kristina Wong even last on wikipedia for more than a week?

Btw, looking up your colleagues and mentors on wikipedia is a surefire way to feel under accomplished and old. I was knee deep in colleague stalking and just about to seep into that horrible place in my head called "wah wah wah, my past! my past!" when the UPS truck rolls up to the beach house and they drop off this awesome gift basket from my friends Mike and Nancy.

Just in time! I am loved. I am living the good life. And I'm looking forward to having my own little picnic by the sea. Who will join me?