UNDER MAINTENANCE. SORRY

OK B.

SO ITS BEEN LIEK A MONTH SINCE I'VE POSTED ANYTHING. THE MONTH OF DECEMBER WAS A LITTLE SLOW FOR ME. PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY.

for my stomach and my brain.

i dont know who B is. but i just thought i'd say that to make it seem like i was gearing this post towards one specific person.

but i will summarize the month in a couple of key moments.

NEW YEARS WAS SPENT LOOKING AT STRIPPERS IN MACAU WITH MY PARENTS

it was my idea ok. but my dad fell asleep and i told him it was rude to sleep during a striptease because "YOU DONT KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES"

the strippers were completely nude. so i saw a lot of meat curtains.

the men clapped as the girls opened their legs.

and the old ladies behind me slept...

since i was in a sleazy town i thought i'd do seedy things. and i won 600$ from a slot machine.

LATELY I'VE BEEN HAVING VIVID DREAMS ABOUT EVERYDAY ACTIVITIES THAT THEN TRANSLATE INTO REALITY

LIKE HOW I HAD TO QUEUE FOR SECURITY CHECK AT VOGUE WITH R. EVERETT. AND THEN I POOED IN MY PANTS.

or how Eddy drove me to the airport with C and how i said it was "not necessary" and he insisted that it was only polite to do.

Food Wise

i have been eating the following

Butter and ham sandwiches

fried chicken

Robuchon (A LOT lately)

Cipriani's because i miss NY

lots of tofu

fruits since we're in the tropics

NOW LETS FOCUS ON SOME IMPORTANT POINTS

i was peed on yesterday

the day before i had a phobia scare with parasites on my other dog's ass

i swear dots are going to end my life

one of my fish fell down the sink and i couldnt save it. it was really sad. and i threw food down the drain to see if it coudl eat but it had swam away when i shown the flashlight into it

lately i've been feeing kind of gross. the headaches have been coming back. MOSTLY BECAUSE OF MY ON GOING TRUST ISSUES WITH THE CITY OF SHANGHAI.

OK BYE NOW