So I'm riding a Citibike around on Sat night. And I have to go through the LES which is never a good idea because it's filled with the most idiotic people in the world on a sat night. As I'm riding down the middle of Essex St, a passenger opens his uber car door INTO TRAFFIC and I ram right into the door. My right hand takes all the impact with the metal frame. The handlebars go straight into my chest. I flip over the bike and land directly on my right knee onto the pavement. Oh and the car proceeds to just drive OVER the bike and take off.

I say all this because if you come by @AgendaShow at Javitz today and run into me, I might give you the left hand so please take no offense. See you later.

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