Eagleburger 1: Page 8

A quick overview of most of Area 51 (above ground that is.)

Over to the left is the graveyard with the Hitchcock Psycho house.

Next to Eagleburger’s car there we have Groom Lake with Pirate Ship and mini-River boat. There’s the giant stone owl that they worship in Bohemian Grove with the REAL Devil’s Tower behind. Far up to the left is where a very important man lives in a burnt out shack. I can say no more at this point.

The very ominous buliding there above the Mayztec Temple (Maya/Aztec) with floating Mason Eye is the Area’s Bank. And next to that is Balzac’s base the NEW Kremlin. Behind those is the casino/strip club, hospital and Bohemian Grove Treehouse. We also have Main Street USA down there. Oh yeah, right in front of the New Kremlin is a tiny statue of Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard. The spiritual fathers of Area 51. What else? There’s loads more going on here, but really, if I told you…well…you know…