An Arab student sends an e-mail to his dad, saying:
一個阿拉伯學生發了封伊媚兒給他老爸, 說:
Dear Dad 親愛的爸爸,
Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really
like it here, but Dad, I am a bit ashamed to arrive
at my college with my pure-gold Ferrari 599GTB
when all my teachers and many fellow students
Travel by train.
柏林很棒, 這裡的人很和善, 我很喜歡這裡,
可是我每天開著我那純金打造的 法拉利599GTB上學時
都感到有些不好意思,
因為老師和其他大多數同學都是搭火車上學的.
Your son, Nasser 兒子敬上
The next day, Nasser gets a reply to his e-mail from his dad:
第二天老爸回信了:
My dear loving son我親愛的寶貝兒子:
Twenty million US Dollar has just been transferred
to your account. Please stop embarrassing us.
Go and get yourself a train too.
兩千萬美金已經轉進你的戶頭了,
拜託你別再給我們家丟人現眼,
快快也去給自己買一列火車吧!
Love, your Dad 愛你的老爸
From 笑話王
I would like to meet Rain, Vaness and Jay Chow one day