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Is there a category for poop blogs? I seem to have a lot of them...

Those of you thinking, "Man, I'd like to have kids someday,"--chew on this: John pooped in the bathtub tonight. Yes, floaties. In the middle of bathtime. The faint of heart would go running out the door into the Ohio snow. But I am not faint of heart. I am the Hapa's Mama. Ameliorating Poop-in-Tub:

1. Drain the tub.

2. Get a disposable cup--scoop the solids into the toilet.

3. Move the kid to the other side of the tub while you spray some bleach cleaner.

4. Give the kid a standing "wash and rinse," lathering up twice; dry; then dress.

5. Bleach the tub.

And don't say, "It won't happen to me." It could. Yeah, it's gross and all, but like so many other things in life, you just deal with it.