Meet Mr.Ed

Background: Patty bumps into his long time enemy i.e. his high school math teacher after years and finally gets the satisfaction of what he calls ‘pure ownage’. I was hyped up to hear the break down as it was one of my first encounters with Patty the Brave as opposed to Patty the Chicken. 

Scene I. Hong Kong. Supermarket

ENTER Patty walking around shopping with his grocery list on-hand

Mr.Math Teacher: Hey! Are you Patrick from West Island School?

Patty:

pause No…I’m Edward…from… South Island School.

Patty slowly walks away leaving Mr.Math Teacher stumped and confused

Scene II. McDonalds. Central

ENTER Disc Scratch

Me: Hold up, that’s your idea of pure ownage???

Patty: Uh…yeah?

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

five post-hysterically-laughing-minutes later

Patty: What’s so damn funny?!

Me: Patty, that’s like kicking him where it hurts with a ten-foot pole!