If your computer could talk, how would it describe you?

via a job (I REALLY WANT) that I was applying for online.

                                     &On his desktop&

Here’s what my witty computer had to hypothetically say ( Warning: He’s quite the sweet talker): 

What makes a healthy relationship is a good amount of breathing space. Both have mutual interests and interests that run mutually exclusive from each other; Liz is sociable butterfly, while I’m a homebody. Her friends always ask her how she does it, but she simply tells them, “We just make it work”. That’s one thing I love about her, the fact that she’s not a quitter no matter how adverse the situation is. When she’s out networking, I’m here rebooting my system but she always comes back to me at night—she’s loyal like that. She treats me as her own personal diary, sharing with me any events she found interesting during her day. We surf the news, latest trends, and of course, facebook feeds. Her bright smile and hearty laugh, tells me she has fun everytime she’s with me.

Though, things might get overheated and I’ll shut down; she doesn’t give up on me. She always knows how to turn me back on by touching the right keys. Instead of trading me in for something better, she nurses me back to health, gets to the root of my problems and finds solutions. She’s very musically inclined; she’s recorded herself singing, playing guitar and dancing in front of me. She renders me speechless every time she does. At times, she might get carried away, but who turns away a girl who dances like no one’s watching? I certainly can’t, it’s beyond me…and my capabilities.  I’m not sure what she sees in me. Could it be the fact that when she saw ‘INTEL’ practically labeled on my forehead, she took it for intellect (something she prides herself and looks for in a companion)? Whatever the reason, one thing I know for sure is what I see in her. She’s someone special, she makes me feel better to be alive and that’s why I stick with her.