Do I really want to eat.pray.love?

I place this photo of the most anticipated film for our female race world wide, one because i like it, and two, mainly because it falsely lures you into something less enticing - like this movie. 

I’m going to be a hater, for -the mass majority - what seems to be a feminist movie. Don’t get me wrong I love my women, but just not for no good reason. 

Exhibit A. Me in the movie theater, though, with much less disdain.

This scene was probably a foreshadowing of the shifting onslaught of consciousness that was to ensue.

The supposed heroine of the movie just came out looking confused, lost and pitiful. Instead of emerging into a new inspired woman, I came out feeling low - my high was gone. 

The only character that I found entertaining wasn’t even the main character, it was her spiritual guru, Ketut. Case and point, I can’t even get a single photo of him when I google, “Ketut Eat Pray Love”. 

So at the end of it, I question myself, do I really want to eat pray and love? 

Within less than a split second thought, my inner voice told me - no, I’d rather do anything but  Dolce Far Niente.

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And come on Attraversiamo ? 

We totally didn’t see that one coming! Talking about hitting the jackpot on this one!

It’s a shame you didn’t show up for target practice.