13 Ridiculous Laws States Would Rather Have Than Gay Marriage.

via Huffingtonpost.com

It’s ridonkulous if you come to think of it that in modern times like these, we still have countries like Uganda issuing an ‘anti-homosexuality bill’, Iran having the death penalty for homosexuals - fine. The argument stands that these are developing countries so in time infrastructure will become more advanced, transparency will become more, well, transparent, and society more liberal. But what about the country who boasts to have all these sectors covered? The U.S.?

Out of the 50 states in America, there are only five who grant same-sex marriages.

Take a look at the 13 Ridiculous Laws these states would rather have than Gay Marriage.

1. In Alaska:   It is unlawful to view moose from an airplane.

2. In Arkansas:  Sec. 18-54. Sounding of horns at sandwich shops. No person shall sound the horn on a vehicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 p.m. (Code 1961, 25-74)

3. In Florida:  Unmarried women who parachute on Sundays may be jailed.

4. In Kansas:  In Topeka, servers are forbidden to serve wine in teacups.

5. In Nebraska:  It is not legal for a tavern owner to serve beer unless a nice kettle of soup is also brewing

6. In California:  In Riverside, kissing on the lips, unless both parties wipe their lips with carbonized rose water, is against the local health ordinance.

7. In Oklahoma:  A. It is unlawful for any person to:

i. Promote, engage in, or be employed at a bear wrestling exhibition or horse tripping event;

ii. Receive money for the admission of another person to any place where bear wrestling or horse tripping will occur

8. In South Carolina:  It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine.

9. In Alabama (What were the odds!) : The issue of any incestuous marriage, before the same is annulled, shall not be deemed illegitimate  

10. In Virginia:  1. To hunt or kill any wild bird or wild animal, including any nuisance species, with a gun, firearm or other weapon on Sunday, which is hereby declared a rest day for all species of wild bird and wild animal life, except raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 a.m. on Sunday mornings.

11. In Arizona:  It is legal for a man to beat his wife once a month.

12. In Wisconsin:  The serving of colored oleomargarine or margarine at a public eating place as a substitute for table butter is prohibited unless it is ordered by the customer.

13. In Tennessee:   It is unlawful for any person to import, possess, or cause to be imported into this state any type of live skunk, or to sell, barter, exchange or otherwise transfer any live skunk, except that the prohibitions of this section shall not apply to bona fide zoological parks and research institutions.

Ridiculous ain’t it?