The Bird and The Pig had a Conference: This is a transcript.

Just the beginning：ain't no script writer, me.... random thoughts and outburst...just had me flu vaccine... and came with a certificate....me happy.

P (The Pig, 猪), B (The Bird， 鸟) had a Conference: The Transcript (开会录)

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P: Look here! How long are they going to pull this off! First the bird flu, now the swine flu, when are these beings going to stop shoving all the responsibilities onto us?

B: I don't know man... I'm as buffled as you are... you know... I'm just a chick... I know nothing... I'm not a scientist... I eat corn and worms and whatever thrash those beings fed to me.... I can't do a thing with wings! and I had never complaint about the food....

P: Neither had I...Well, how unfair can it get, when the human gets flu, the authorities struggle and scrumble to get the vaccine, what do we get... massacre...

B: Talking about that... you are so much better off than me, brother... look at what they have done to us.

P: Well, I'm sorry about what has happened mate... but look here, we are no better off... there is always a better way of sacrificing ourselves.... I would rather die feeding someone's hunger.... then to pass them flu virus, which I was myself totally an unsuspected victim!

B: Yah, I totally agree, first it was the bird, then the swine, now they say its going to be the bird and swine... as if we are going to consumate or something...should we even be talking?

P: Maybe, they should find a vaccine for us... so that we don't get any flu... if we don't get them, we won't pass them on to the human... not that we want to...be slaughtered for no cause of ours.

B: Well, we have to wait and see man... this is not the end...

P: We shouldn't get too close... I hope you won't get the flu and pass it on to me...

B: No, no... I'm going to stay away from you.... I don't want to get the flu from you either...

P & B: Yah, lets all stay away from each other...! Do you think we can also get on the internet and join some social networking site... perhaps?

TBC (if the mind can work still...) anyone feel free to edit or continue this... I think we can get a good conversation going for the pig and the bird.

Next UP: The pig and the bird is going to a do prayer each:

"The Pig Prayer" by Patrick Chow (Done: totally out of context...but will weave it in!)

"The Bird Prayer" by Lydia Kuan (Pending)

I will be casting different characters from AnD to play different character, we can built on this and add the characters as they come... I'm considering a Fairies Mother, a Chinese Pig Figure and some other possibilities....

This will be a collaboration work... if any good come out of it we can even stage it... not to worry, I'm the staging expert... as long as we get a good script coming... I will take care of the rest.