What’s on the news?

A friend of mine had a conversation w/ God in heaven and it went something like this.

Friend: Hi Lord, whatcha doing?

God: Nothing much son, just reading the paper.

Friend: wha?? God you are Almighty… You are omnipotent…

There’s no newspaper in heaven!

God: Sure there is son.

It’s called the GOOD NEWS.

I thought it was funny.

Hope it made you smile!