Singapore Taxis

Now we all know Singapore is a 'fine city' -No chewing gum, no peeing in lifts, no durians on trains, no smoking in public areas, no eating and drinking in taxis and buses, no loitering, no spitting, no jaywalking, and the list goes on for no no no's on the island....the no signs are everywhere and I have to say we have the funniest ones in the world..

Including our lovely cabbies...this mighty fine taxi driver felt he needed to take our excessive laws into his own hands and created a special laminated DIY no sign of for his vehicle...

Yup, he's covered his ass.

He also states that if he drives like a maniac (as most Asian taxi drivers do), he's not responsible for your laptop if it flies through the window.

But he wants you to take care and thanks you for strapping in. And not forgetting if you play musical chairs with your mates, it will cost you a fee. Be also reminded that Diesel oil has gone up, and he will charge you for the barrel on his tour de Singapore.

And after the rollercoaster ride, please feel free to spew in one of the plastic bags provided.

That's so sweet and generous. Aw shucks, I love Singapore Taxis...