Meow?

I'm trying to figure out what my cat, Anouk is morphing into. I know she sounds like a cat (sometimes), and eats like one but she's not exactly looking like one. Yes, this is my cat.. She looks like a fat gremlin (vet's say she's not fat, she just doesn't have a neck)

And this is when you wake her up from her snoring...Mean looking cat eh?

Well, she is the slowest and cuddliest thing I've ever come across. Think fluffy snorty ball of fur and sleep. That's all she does. Sleep.

I wanna be her, whatever she may be...