Preduce BK to HK Top5

We got a chance to catch up with our good friend Simon AKA Simone AKA Skrat for a few hours while he was in town.

Simon is the co-founder of Preduce Skateboard shop in Bangkok and has been doing so much for the skateboard community out there for a good while.

Instead of doing the usual, we decided to ask him top5 questions randomly.

Top 5 ways to tell if your lady is really a lady boy in Bangkok

1. Check the shoulders, hands, feet, throat and optional facial hair. If something looks weird, she probably is.

2. The voice. If she says hi to you with a Barry White type of voice, run away.

3. If she’s taller than you.

4. If you’re new to Thailand and alcohol is impairing your judgment, you might as well ask her. Better take the risk of offending her than be sorry later.

5. You might never know.

Top 5 reasons why you think the Swiss French are better than the Swiss Germans

1. We speak french.

2. We have more style.

3. We’re funnier.

4. We’re poorer.

5. Ask Swiss German girls

Top 5 actresses/ models you wanna stick your tri-pod in

1. Monica Belluci.

2. Scarlett Johansson

3. Zhang Ziyi

4. Adriana Lima

5. Jessica Alba

Top 5 skate video’s of all time

1. Mouse

2. FTC Penal Code 100A

3. 20 shot sequence

4. Virtual reality

5. Sambai

Top 5 reasons why people mistake you for Skrat from “Ice Age”

1. I guess it’s because of my big eyes.

2. I let my nuts guide my life too much?

3. I actually don’t like being mistaken for Skrat from “Ice Age” so I don’t think I have five reasons.

4. Why can’t I be Diego the Sabertooth tiger or something cooler like that?

5. Over Skrat.