Holy Mabuhay Balut Lechon Pansit Magsarap Na!!!! What da hell?!?!?!?...

Once a upon a time I had a puppy, we played and we loved unconditionally. What was a puppy is now a strong and full grown pedigree. One stormy night, my beloved dog had what appeared to be my old I.C. in his paw, with a morbidly incriminating look on his face he yelled, "Oi Cina!!!!...". Stunned and puzzled, I only managed to utter, "Errrr... Yeah??? Dat's me...". He threw my old I.C. at me, packed all his chew toys and left...

Ahhhhh... Da wisdom of da wise...

Feeling nostalgic doing stunt rehearsal in da place where we shot IN THE GROOVE years ago... What year was it? And I can't seem to tag Jay Menon...

Damn, da mamak Banana Leaf in Center Point has been playing all da awesome 90s and late 80s R&B hits. Including Craig David and Gregory Abbott's Shake You Down... Oh oh! And Robert Palmer too!!! Wow!!!... I'm involuntarily bobbing my head back and forth and da grooves took control of my shoulders... And now they're playing Eric Benet! Whaaaaaat?... Ni Spotify kot... Alamak, it's MIXfm rupanya... Sejak bila?!?!?...

Anyone can recommend a place around PJ to donate blood? I can't just go to any random clinic right?...

Damn... So ghetto, so Trainspotting da music...

Long time no see...

Dear Malay friends of mine. Is there anything in Nasi Kerabu with Ayam Percik and Telur Masin dat would clash with Durian? If I plan to have durian after... A Clash like Durian and Alcohol... What about da sambal belacan?...

If ya think about it, us Malaysian Chinese are spoilt and blessed with highly evolved, improved, upgraded and innovated Chinese cuisines. Fried Oysters, what we call O' Jien for instance, ours (Malaccan style, not Penang) are so much better than Taiwan's. Hong Kong's staple, One Ton Mean is a far cry from da Malaccan style One Ton Mean and Sarawak Kolo and Kanpua Mee. And dun even get us started on Penang (except for their fried oysters). Whereas Dim Sum? There are various good joints in various postal codes in Malaysia.

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