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Alvin Wong
Actor , Dubbing Artist , MC / Show Host
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I was 11 and had just learned how to cycle. Da moment mom asked to buy groceries I seized the opportunity to hit da road. With both hands on handle, I leapt onto da saddle... WHAM!!!... Slam sat on me newly blossomed Testicles...

Mom screamed why da hell am I not out da gate yet. With my back facing her crouching on me bike and balls up my throat I couldn't make a sound. Only managed to slowly raise my trembling right hand signalling...

"I'm gonna need a minute here mom..."

PS: It was a brand new red BMX...

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One hysterical giggle for da Trekkies... Eric Ian Chan

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Justin Joe Pang You gon' love this...

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So at da Zahp Fahn (Economy Mixed Rice) place, a complete dork of a young man was picking through a pan of Stewed Pork like it was a Science Project, for a good 2 minutes...

DAT'S ALMOST THE ENTIRE DURATION OF A COMMERCIAL BREAK LAH BASTARD!!!!!...

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Where's a good Zahp Fahn (Economy Mixed Rice) place in P.J. and Damansara dat opens till late like, 9pm? 10pm?

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OneTwoJaga, Filem Wajib Tonton Sempena Hari Malaysia. Ayuh ke panggung.

OneTwoJaga #BukanfilemacahDeep #jagajaga #16September

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One of those very rare times when I feel like having one...

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When you're standing by to shoot and Conga by Gloria Estefan and The Miami Sound Machine blasts out from da mamak... Nobody resists da Conga beat...

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Wow... Now THAT'S movie magic...

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Forget Vibrators Ladies!!! Here comes Turbo Orgasmo!!!...

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Languages Spoken
English,Cantonese,Hokkien,Malay,Mandarin
Location (City, Country)
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Gender
Male
Member Since
April 16, 2009

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