The Curse of Wahoo?

Check out the campaign to officially declare the existence of THE CURSE OF CHIEF WAHOO over at ClevelandFrowns.com:

"If there is at least one Native in this country for whom Wahoo reasonably reinforces a belief that her or his race is invisible or subhuman -- thus making it even a little bit harder to engage in life’s everyday struggle -- isn’t that enough to bring a curse on our sports teams? It sure seems worse than trading Babe Ruth or banning goats from a ballpark."

There's even a petition. We're all in favor of supernatural explanations for professional sports teams' sucking!

And, of course, signing the petition while wearing one of our Caucasians baseball team logo t-shirts would only help appease the mystical forces that keep Cleveland from winning a championship: