How to do a TV interview without a voice

           Typhoon no.3 was hoisted today and I had to rush out for a TV interview at a suite. So here's the problem,

How can I do a TV interview that cannot be postponed without a voice ?

Yes, referring to my last entry, I lost my voice because I didn't take the advice of an elderly pharmacist.

  When the crew heard my voice and saw my sign languages they couldn't help but laugh. Ah well, at least the sound technician said that I sound sexier today so I decided to be speak up eventhough I sounded like a duck...at least, a sexy duck, if there is one.

         As my voice was cracking,they came up with an idea that I should learn how to cook from the hotel chef to replace some of my talking scenes. So now, I have to endeavour to cook proper spaghetti carbonara and embarass myself on national tv. I wonder which is worse. Having a Donald duck's voice or exhibiting my talentless cooking skills on tv. Let's just say that my mother wouldn't be too proud. Although the process didn't go too well I am proud to announce that my pasta was 'officially edible' according to the senior chef. Yay! Everyone was proud of me until I asked them to finish the pasta which I cooked