@motherofaII Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.

@sgtwinchester If God made anything more beautiful than you, I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.

@CaptainWhiskerz I was feeling a little off today, but you definitely turned me on.

I will stop loving you when an apple grows from a mango tree on the 30th of February.

@SpnWhoLocked I'm sorry, I don't think we've met. I wouldn't forget a pretty face like that.

@ahbaddon Does your left eye hurt? Because you've been looking right all day.

@notnaturalbut I don't have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out?

@iIIgowithyou are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids

@iIIgowithyou @jimmynovalc if you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber

@HikaruRose enjoy the rest of yours Patricia ?