@civilbucky Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

@gadreels Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless.

@iloveosric If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.

@because_destiel Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite.

@beautifly_rei You may be asked to leave soon, you're making all the other women look bad..

@JessTheEpic I like Legos, you like Legos, why don't we build a relationship?

@krissychambrs Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.

@iloveosric Me without you is like a nerd without braces, A shoe without laces, aSentenceWithoutSpaces.

@carryonwithus Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.

@bruisedcas You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket? You should also keep your hair, it'll help keep you warm too.