Please help me pick a nickname for Patrick Chow

Ah and here it is..So I have a nickname for everyone.. Most of everyone. I just can't figure out one for Mr. Patrick Chow: He calls me.. Hunny bear.. if you haven't heard.And he calls Scott.. Honey b*tch.(He's obsessed with carebears btw.)I've been calilng him Chowpatty, and Gaypatty for a while.. but I want something more distinct.I'd like something not to do with Patrick.. for there are too many around us already..So I'm open for suggestions..BTW he wants me to call him "mother bear"..  . .    .            .   .  I'm thinking about Chowy.What do you think?-Just