Stalker Alert!! My Screening Schedule

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Seriously, I haven’t done this in a long time, since you’ve asked, here we go, my daily screening schedule with one liner comments:  

Sat: Maradona by Kusturica

The legendary footballer of the Hand of God goal speaks out!Olé, olé, olé, olé, Diego, Diego!

Sun: Gomorrah / Baader Meinhof Complex

What’s better than a Euro Thriller Double Feature on Sunday afternoon? Who can resist these High Briefs with machine gun plus German Chic Chicks? Brunch at Macro Polo Hotel anyone?

Mon: Food Inc

Used to live by burgers and fries, due to medical advice, beef is forbidden hence long good bye, hoping this film will make my life so much easier.

Tue: Rembrandt's J'accuse

Duh! Fan of Peter Greenaway’s high art and addict to Documentary

Wed: Genova

Michael Winterbottom never disappoints, go get yourself a copy of JUDE to see the true Oscar-worthy performance by then 20-yr-old Kate Winslet with more eye-candy scenes.

Thur: CHE

My so-called ultimate film fest experience! The saga in two parts is meant to be viewed back-to-back in the same breath for evening tension.

Fri: Chandi Chowk to China / Hunger

What? The Master of 5 Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique in a Bollywood film?! Another Steve McQueen from prefix = st1 ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:smarttags" /UK? You gotta be kidding me.

If I tell you these are the only films I’d be watching this week, I lied.You can bump into me any day but don’t sit next to mine as I snore, I text and I love cracking pop corn in a stereo mode, I guess that’s why.