class

and interest in arts are something Americans don’t care about, I don’t meet people who has genuine interest in arts here. Not in a way of hey there is dali at lacma so let’s smoke pot and check it out, but like real interest in arts, performance arts. That kind of things. I think people’s main focus is to consume. This country is made out of cheese and genetically modified corn.

mouf

hard part of life is not to have teeth and when you have teeth, everything will come together.

good sat

good sat

performing napping eating well good pasta bath

I like netflix

pandora pinkdot ( it’s like room service! I love hotel! room service!)

I know sress causes aging so, i avoid any stress.

you do it too! simple!

hey dad

i miss you tons and just working hard i thought bout the time you took me and junko out to amusement park. I went only one time since I came here and it was really fun. I’m making american friends ( I think) and going to church and movies and stuff. actually I lied I went to only few movies past 10 years. Not that I want to go but michelle took me to jiro dream of sushi then went to see some stuffed bear movie. it was good time. ( I saw girl with dragon tattoo with don and maryjane but I don’t want you to see it there is naked lady) okay

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inland empire bitch

I was at this place in highland Wed nite and you know people are getto cus they don’t have teeth. My friend told me not to come because it’s bad crowd but I am getting paid so I went and it was good. After my set this girl came on to me, she showed me her tits. and started to give me massage. I’m not gay ( at all actually. But I am an attention whore.) so I let her and she was super aggressive. I like when ppl pursue me but with class. which noone has nowadays. my dick got limp so I left home.

Good times. better blog.

traveling

comedy is taking me to exotic places like atlanta, long beach, dawney, NY. NY was really fun I got meet greg giraldo before his death and he liked my writing so it was very good time.

I got sick twice so, I decided to be careful. I used to stay up( well I don’t drink but it is always supa fun hanging out.)till 4. I do perform late but finally I was so sick. I decided to go bed early so I can get up qt 9 for work. It seems like I’m not getting mad props nowhere but soon I be a rock n roll performer/ server and by then I don’t have to serve.<...Read more

I

ve been sleeping around in different position so far the best style is to curl up like fetus and hold myself. That is a recipe for success. people ask me what is my secret to youth,  say 80 percent of the day if I’m not working/performing/at the mall/showering I am sleeping peacefully. Peacefully. Noone sleeps violently. Not even in middle east.  There is no being politically correct, noone’s racist when you sleep. It’s just this amazing relationship between you and blanket.

my joy

sleeping

mall

orange juice with pulp

holy breast milk

my god is tight

had fever n headache for a week and I still went all the show and work.most of the time when girl put #thankful on their instagram pic of sunset, I know they sluts. hahaha triflin

I

2 of them. I just know as long as they are happy and good everything will be okay in my world.

I was insecure who couldn’t even make an eye contact or say my bday. and 2 of them are my supa rock stars who protected me and taught me lots. there is only 4 friends I have i comedy everyone else can eat my dick

I need to

be the one who likes Bruno mars chipotle drinking random sex all that shit that will make me throw up but hey if you live in america that’s all it matters I thought americans belives in god it said on dollar bill in god we trust but I not many people have value and mora

I shit you not